THAT'S THAT SHIT I DO LIKE

When I realize I need to start getting in shape for spring break…

When people mention that finals are coming up soon…

I’m like:
 

When class is cancelled…

When I see my best friend’s ex hitting on someone at a party…

                                 

When I’ve been sexiled…

When my best friend is single…

It’s like…
 

But when she finds a boyfriend…
 

When I’m on an airplane and the person sitting next to me starts coughing…

When someone tries to talk to me when I’m hungover…

Trying to fit into anything after the holidays…

It’s just like:

When I’m home for break and my mom starts to nag me about everything…